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Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Colorado Crew : Denvoid Part 2 Book

OUT NOW!
Colorado Crew: Denvoid Part 2
A Collection of Tales & Images from
The Colorado Punk Scene 1988-1996
Authors: Bob Rob Medina & Sonny Kay
Book Cover: Chris Shary
Forward: Jason Heller
ISBN: 978-1-7923-2129-0
Pages: 322
Full-color
Robot Enemy Books 

Order here: https://bobrobart.bigcartel.com. 
If you are in the Denver area, the book is also available at: Wax Trax, Kilgore Books, Twist & Shout, Mutiny Information Cafe, FashioNation, Tattered Cover,  Chain Reaction Records, Black and Read (Arvada) Bart's Records (Boulder), Albums on the Hill (Boulder), Trident Books (Boulder), and Red Letter Books (Boulder). 
Also available through: Amazon, Microcosm Publishing, Lunchbox Records (NC)

A follow-up to Bob Rob Medina's Denvoid and the Cowtown Punks, Colorado Crew : Denvoid Part 2 enlists Sonny Kay's talents to create a visual odyssey of images and interviews featuring bands, record labels, artists, writers, entrepreneurs, academics, photographers, promoters, Grammy nominees, culture jammers, and media influencers.

Inside you’ll find: Warlock Pinchers, Matt Bischoff (Fluid/’57 Lesbian), Tom Headbanger (Temple ov Psychick Youth/promoter), Chris Shary (artist/Pilot Car/Sizewell), Rich Jacobs (artist/Keep In Mind/Atomic Dilemma/Skate Edge fanzine and records), Sonny Kay (The VSS/Angel Hair/GSL Records), Jon Snodgrass (Armchair Martian/Drag the River) Atiba Jefferson (photographer), Scooter James (Pinhead Circus), Jason Heller (Crestfallen/The Blue Ontario/author), Mark Brooks (Warlock Pinchers/Foreskin 500/writer/director), Eric Richter (Christie Front Drive/Lilawatt/Turn*Key), Mike Jourgenson (Abdomen/DU Records/Spinal Jaundice fanzine), Chrissy Piper (Photographer), Julie Peasley (artist/Cavity/entrepreneur), Pete Lyman (Junkdrawer/JUHL/Grammy Award winner), Tim Nakari & Hans Buenning (Small Dog Frenzy), Matt Jacobson (Psychotic Society/Relapse Records), Kurt Ottaway (Twice Wilted), Andy Lefton (Flux of Disorder/Tau Cross/writer/director), Andy Monley (Jux Country/Acid Ranch), Dan Berger (Meanface/Hell’s Half Acre), Chanin Floyd (Twice Wilted/ Spell/’57Lesbian), Bryan Wendzel (Acid Pigs/Hell’s Half Acre/Mudstack/Disobedience fanzine), Ely Morgan (Sadplant/Novice/Manta Ray), Dave Clifford (Again!/The VSS), Jared Poley (Again!/Titanic Records), Andy Falconetti (Sissy Fuzz/Breezy Porticos), Richard Groskopf (Boss 302), Julia McClurg (The Hectics/Diagnosis fanzine), Paul Drake (promoter/photographer/roadie), Brian Hull (Atomic Dilemma), Ian O’Dougherty (Uphollow/Fauxgazi), Jack Suter (Acid Pigs), Paul & Pam Italiano (FashioNation),  Dan Kapelovitz & Dan Kaufman (Grime Priest/Psychick Sooshee), Mike Jacoby (Normal Kids/39 Lies), Johnny Seven (Crestfallen/Seven Lucky Records), Josh & Justin Lent (FIA, Clusterfux/Chain Reaction Records), Keith Curts (Junkdrawer, Llamas NoVa/Echo Beds), Dave Paco (Eleventh Hour/FOUR!/The Messyhairs/Paco Garden Records), Andrew Murphy (Smooch Records), Paul Kane (Freewill Records/Double Entendre Records), Rich Myers (Bunny Genghis), Tony Roffe (Innocent Addiction), Tony Greenberg (Grimace), Kevin Savoy (Wrong Approach, Kingpin, Denver chef), Tim Beckman (Dogbite/Spell), Ted Thacker (Baldo Rex/Veronica), Patricia Kavanaugh (Harriet The Spy/Llamas NoVa/artist), April Soll (Social Joke), Vanessa Merten Holzkncht (Vex/Infinite Onion), Bob Rob Medina (Donut Crew Records/Savalas/Junkdrawer/promoter), Belljar, Choosey Mothers, Dead Silence, Blistering Body Pus, Aberant, Linus, T Tauri, Cold Crank..and just about everyone else who contributed to Colorado’s vibrant music scene from 1988-96. 

The book also comes with a soundtrack: 
Colorado Crew : Denvoid Part 2 Compilation Album
Featuring 76 bands and 78 tracks.
Download by clicking here


Track List:
Abdomen: Gun Club Road 2:01      
Aberant: Song 1  2:36                     
Acid Pigs: Swallow My Pride 2:52  
Acid Ranch: Simon's Halo 2:13       
Again: Wait The Turn 2:26             
Angel Hair: New Rocket 3:00          
Armchair Martian: Breaking Down Again 2:32                            
Atomic Dilemma: Scars 3:05                       
Baldo Rex: I'm OK, I Can Drive 2:08          
Belljar: On Hemophilia 3:43           
Blistering Body Pus Meaning of Life (Live_91) 2:41                    
Boss 302: Whatever Happened to Fun 2:35        
Bunny Genghis: Ham Driver 3:58                          
Choosey Mothers: Magazine 2:32              
Christie Front Drive: Turn 4:06                             
Clusterfux: Letter to the Press 1:23                                  
Cold Crank: Call It What You Want 2:17               
The Creeps: Ticketed 1:41              
Crestfallen: Three Feet Down 3:45                        
Dead Silence: Faith River 1:34                               
Deadstate: Outraged 1:00                           
Distance: Consentrate 2:24                        
Eco Guerrillas: Plodding 3:09                                 
ELAN: Mudsocket 4:06                                
End of Story: The Winter 4:13                               
Expatriate: Sometimes Love Is Fucking Stupid 1:53                    
FIA (Fuck It All): Unite & Fight 1:08                                  
First Class Chokers: Never Go Back 2:17                           
The Fluid: Cold Outside 3:18                      
Flux Of Disorder: NMTB 2:17                     
Four!: Bad Situation 1:09                
Grimace: Burned 3:16                     
Grime Priest: Ian 2:21                     
The Hectics: Bathmat 2:52                          
Hell's Half Acre: Bed 'o Needles 2:15                     
Hobbledehoy: Grommits 3:00                    
Hop'd: Nifty Idea 2:27                     
Human Head Transplant: Land O' Lies 4:54                    
Innocent Addiction: Road Rash 1:35                                 
IZ: Pinball Brain Node 3:30            
Junkdrawer: Knew You (Live at the Ogden 1995) 8:01             
Jux County: Zombie Afterlife 6:24                         
Keep In Mind: Instrumental (Live at the Aztlan 1990) 3:54                           
Llamas NoVa: No Name (Live at the Fox Theater) 3:24                        
Meanface: King of Hell 2:15                                   
New Breed: System 2:05                             
Nine Twenty Nine (9:29): Black is White 2:26                 
Normal Kids: Normal Kid 2:22                               
Old Bull's Needle: Garbage Man 3:11                                
Pilot Car: Mister Manero 2:25                                
Pinhead Circus: So Why Do You Like Me Now 2:36                     
Psychick Sooshee: Hare Fishna 3:54                                  
Psychotic Society: War Machine / Bleeding Contrast 1:37                     
Reform Control: Qs 1:37                 
Rotoflo (pre Savalas): Track 04 3:12                     
The Sauce: Turtle Buzz 4:08                       
Savalas: First  3:27   
Short Fuse: Death Mobile 1:38       
Sissy Fuzz: Don't Fear (The Reverb) 3:02             
Sizewell: Any Other Name 3:01                              
Small Dog Frenzy: Bigtime Sunshine 2:36            
The Snatchers: So Far Away 3:21              
Soak: Foul Child 4:27                                   
Southpaw: Commentary On The Isagoge of Porphyry 4:01                   
Spell: Seems To Me 3:21                             
Spell: I Am A Meteor (unreleased bonus track) 4:26                     
Suede Fruit: Eyes Of A Blue Dog 1:44                     
T Tauri: Ephemeralysis 1:48                                  
Turn*Key: Two 4:03            
Twice Wilted: Twice The Life 4:28             
Uphollow: Evolution 4:09               
Velcro Overdose: Guilty 1:05                      
The VSS: Death Scene 1:53                         
Warlock Pinchers: Introducing Ourselves 5:57                
World Gone Mad: Over My Head 4:57                  
Wrong Approach: Eclipse 2:47       
'57 Lesbian: Keith Black's Mummy 2:23   
'57 Lesbian:Aloha Moose and Squirrel (unreleased bonus track) 3:30  

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

The Mighty Warlock Pinchers

You can still order the first Denvoid and the Cowtown Punks book from Amazon by clicking HERE.

From the forthcoming: Denvoid 2: The Colorado Crew due out in Dec. 2019, a short excerpt from our interview with the Warlock Pinchers. 

My introduction to the Warlock Pinchers came by way of the US Post Office. The band must’ve found my address on the first Donut Crew compilation and mailed me a copy of their self-released, This Is The Cobbler And He Hates Your Bellbottoms EP. Once I got past the title and opened the record that’s when I realized that these guys were waging war on the predictability of punk rock and perhaps music in general. An odd assortment of unrelated items spilled out from the off-registered two-color photocopied sleeve. The mess that laid before me was an absolute labor of love and it had my attention.   

I was curious about the music packed inside those grooves and couldn’t wait to set it on my turntable. The song title that initially caught my attention was, James Dean Is An Overrated Asshole. That needed immediate listening. As the record spun I stared at it completely dumbfounded. I looked at the cover then looked at the record then glancing at the pile of coupons, stickers and whatever else the band shoved in the sleeve. After the first side ended. There was still hope for side 2. Nope. It looked punk, but it sounded like bad rap over distorted noise…an instrument for New World Order torture. Aesthetically, it was the best thing to come out of Denver since the Bum Kon or the Frantix EPs. Maybe even better than Tom Headbanger’s handwritten zines and flyers...  

Interview by: Bob Rob (Medina) and Sonny Kay.


Eventually the band became five permanent members. How did the others join?

Andrew: I came in as a percussionist. I would go to the practices and play along with the drum machine. I was into industrial music, stuff like Psychic TV...I can beat on metal. I started doing backing vocals because the band came from seven people where everyone would yell the key words. I would start yelling the key words. Dan was writing, listing to all this rap and he was writing stuff where he could switch-off vocals to a tee. He could write something that was way more complex and play with having two vocalists where you could talk over each other, line to line and overlap. Dan was writing really cool stuff to experiment with vocals.

And Derek?

Derek:  This is kind of out of order, but my first show with WPO was at Penny Lane, and I think we were opening for Again!, Dave Clifford’s band.  Bob, I think you were putting on the show, and wouldn’t let me in without a ticket.  I kept pleading that I was “in the band,” and you finally rolled your eyes, and said, “yeah, sure” and let me in.  That’s the show where we had a squirt bottle filled with acetone for pyrotechnics, and the outside of it caught on fire, and then someone stomped on it, and we basically caught Mark’s drums on fire.  I thought Penny Lane was going to burn down and that I’d be fired.  No more rock n roll fantasy for me.

Dan: Our crew was Smedley's Van and the Warlock Pinchers. We'd try to play shows together whenever we could. They had a goofy sense of humor like we did, but they were doing something different musically.

Derek: I think the thing we all had in common was a combination of openness to - and interest in - everything, but at the same time an initial and total lack of respect for everything.  Things sucked unless proven otherwise.  Smedley’s Van wanted to make a whole album that sounded like Led Zeppelin just to show how unnecessary Led Zeppelin was.  It turns out we didn’t have the skills, and somehow ended up writing “Psycho Santa” which is even more sad because we were trying to recreate “Ghetto Defendant” with the Allen Ginsberg voice-over stuff (which we loved!).  So yeah, a long way of saying we had the same ethos.

Eric: I was a few years ahead of them at CU. A friend told me that this band the Warlock Pinchers were playing a party at my old house and that I should go check them out. It was amazing. Around the same time, I was helping Michelle Clifford out at the Program Council at CU booking bands at Quigley's. I was up at in the office of Program Council when Mark came around when the 7" was finished. Mark gave me a copy. I was always into the punk rock do it yourself thing. I was booking a show for Steel Pole Bathtub at Quigley's. At the show I told Mark it would cool to have a band with two bass players. Mark was like, "Well maybe, yeah."

Dan: I wasn't around for that conversation, but I definitely heard about it after the fact. Mark said, "We have a show at Quigley's” and the day of the show I got diagnosed with mono so I couldn't do the show. I couldn't sing. I think that's the day Eric was talking to Mark about that, because after that Mark goes, "I was talking to this guy Eric and he wants there to be two bass players in the band" I went, "Ok"

Eric: After that we practiced in the basement Dan's parents’ house in Louisville. I drove up, joined in at practice and that was it.

Andrew: There was the tour that there was the six of us.

Derek:  Yes, we did overlap for one show!  Salt Lake at whatever that awesome place was.  We were naked except for Brian and his dog food wrap… I think that’s the trip where I remembered that I forgot my guitar when we were north of Fort Collins.  I’m still sorry about that…



I think a lot of people underestimate the influence of the book, Pranks at the time. It was literally a how-to guide for culture jamming. 

Andrew: It sort of gives you permission to lie and do whatever. Also, trying to get shows on tour, you had to have a manager. But, of course we can't afford a manager. No club wants to talk to the guy in the band. So we had a fake manager. His name was Wil Wheaton. It was ridiculous because no one ever realized that Wil Wheaton was a child actor.

Dan: That came about by playing with the Butthole Surfers. They had the teen magazine in their dressing room. They were looking through them and there's all these pages with Wil Wheaton and their drummer Teresa said Mark looked like Wil.

Mark: I did!

Andrew: Since we didn't get sued by Tiffany, we weren't going to stop there, let's just say we got sued by Tiffany. So we made a press release and Wil Wheaton sent it out to all Denver’s media. We made a fake logo from Tiffany’s manager and put it on letterheads and everybody called. The Denver Post, Rocky Mountain News, Campus Press Westword, Colorado Daily...They all called, wanting to interview us. I had this wall of Tiffany posters and flyers and magazine clippings and I had Tiffany shoe, which I totally made up. It wasn't her shoe. Yes, I did meet her, yes, I did interview her. So we fuck-up the interview and it sounds totally fake and I say I got her shoes which I got on clearance somewhere and I have this Tiffany stamp from a Columbia House mailer which I licked and put on the shoe. So I said Tiffany gave me her shoes when I interviewed her because she didn't want them anymore. It's all true, I'm a Tiffany fan but then I lied about the shoes for no reason. Lied about things that don't matter. The press is interviewing us and Wil Wheaton is not around...

Derek: Before Eric interrupts, I’ll just point out at that this point I’m still not in the band, but I’m living with Mark and Andrew and “Wil”.  You can’t imagine how much fun it was to answer the phone, trying to figure out as fast you could who was trying to call for whom and what to say/do in those split seconds.  Some kind of crazy chess game where we got to make up the rules as went along.  I’m still not quite sure how pulling a prank differs from just being an asshole, but it was a blast.

Eric: This is a good place to interrupt! I had an awkward encounter with Gil Asakawa form Westword because I was working at Wax Trax then. He came in asking about the Warlock Pinchers because they just got the press release and he was all hot to write this story about sticking up for the little guy. He was asking me and I was trying not to let him know I was in the band. It was actually Mike Serviolo who told him to talk to me. He asked me about Wil. So I had to face-to-face lie to him about Wil Wheaton. I told him "I don't know where he is." I guess I lied well enough because Gil's Westword story was one of the few to go to press before the lid came off our scam.

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Colorado Krew 2 update and more!

Sorry for the long absence, here's an update on our new project(s): 

Denvoid 2-The Colorado Krew: Tales From the Colorado Punk Scene 1988-96. Longtime friend/former bandmate/roommate, Sonny Kay will co-author and bring in his insights and role in the scene. We've been feverishly slaving away collecting materials, interviewing people, and making the artwork for it. We will be releasing bits and pieces every week. Also, we've been working with History Colorado Center about having our book release event there (with live music?) in late 2018 as they gear up for their awesome Colorado Music History exhibit in 2019. Exciting times are on the horizon.

In the meantime, I will be traveling to Denver to talk to a class at DU on Colorado Punk and hosting a panel discussion at Mutiny Information Cafe, 2 South Broadway, Denver on October 26 at 7:30 pm with: 
Jill “Razer” Mustoffa (promoter) 
Arnie Beckman (Choosey Mothers) 
Andrew Novick (Warlock Pinchers)
Jason Heller (Crestfallen/music writer)
Tom Murphy (former Westword music columnist)

Speaking of books. Robot Enemy shows no signs of slowing down. You can still order Denvoid and the Cowtown Punks and Sonny's book, Headspaces by clicking here.
Sonny Kay is a graphic artist and illustrator, punk rock vocalist (Angel Hair, The VSS, Year Future), record label founder (Gold Standard Laboratories), and underground music icon. Beginning in the early nineties, his cut-and-paste flyer making gradually evolved into designing album covers, and by 2007 he was mastering a graphic technique all his own, crafting seamless, painting-like collages, often on behalf of some of the most colorful names in rock music, such as: THE MARS VOLTA, THE LOCUST, RX BANDITS, THE GLITCH MOB, AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR and 311, to name a few. Ranging from the provocative to the surreal to the incomprehensible, Kay's work is true to his anti-authoritarian nature while often exploring themes of higher consciousness, multi-dimensionality, and so on. HEADSPACES is the first book of his work. Packed with nearly 200 images, it's an exhaustive collection of high-definition, mind-bending collage art new and old, featuring many previously unpublished works, and of course, covers to a lot of albums.  

In October, Robot Enemy will be releasing Patterns of Reconciliation by Matt Mauldin.
Matt Mauldin is a poet living in Santa Barbara, CA, originally from Atlanta, GA. He was involved for many years in Atlanta’s underground rock scene as singer and lyricist for the bands Car vs Driver, Chocolate Kiss and Sonn Av Krusher. His first anthology, Patterns of Reconciliation, is comprised of select poems written between 1993 and 2017, and is organized around themes such as coming-of-age, trauma, love, mourning, depression, anxiety, relationships, enlightenment, social commentary and spirituality. 

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Donut Crew Records-After School Special

We’re just a Donut Crew

Releasing the Colorado Krew 7” EP was an exercise to test the waters, to explore the viability of starting and maintaining a record label that documented what my friends and I were doing music wise. The 7” format for putting out music was a relatively inexpensive undertaking with minimal financial risks. 500 copies of the Colorado Krew including mastering, covers, and inserts, ended up costing a little over $500.

My friends and I had been anticipating the box of records arriving. Rich would call every evening to get an update, asking the collective question, “Have they arrived yet?” My response always resulted in disappointment on both ends of the line. Rich reminded me he had his troops ready to send over for a folding party.

Finally, the day came when UPS left a big box at my front door. With one phone call and no hesitation, later that evening Rich and company were spread out on my bedroom floor folding covers and inserts. Holding a finished product in hand made it feel like we had accomplished something. We felt like our music was legitimized from that moment forward, and the records was the documentation to prove it. I don’t think there was a person on the record over 19 years old, with the youngest being 14 or 15. The big question was: How were we going to get rid of 500 records?  

It should be noted that during the late 80s and early 90s, releasing a 7” record was almost as common as waking up in the morning and walking to the toilet. Practically anyone who played in a band had a record out. While putting out music helped give bands exposure, record collectors scooped up vinyl from unknown groups, hoping to discover what might be the next underground sensation and/or the next collectable. Distributors were privy to the hype collectors were carving out in the punk scene; they hoped to get in on the action.  Several distributors called and sent me letters asking to carry my catalog long before records were reviewed or in many instances, released. It was like punk rockers were infected with a fever to grab ahold of everything new coming out.

Donut Crew was one of the labels mixed in with a bunch other newbies at the onset of the 7” craze. We were a very minor dot on the map of the record label business. From 1988-90, I was only able to release seven titles. By comparison, more established labels like Dischord and Touch and Go were constantly releasing sought-after new titles. Big or small, anyone running an independent label wanted to make his mark. Similar to publishing a fanzine, making records put you in the company of like-minded people in a global arena committed to the DIY punk ethos.

Two significant labels from the class of 1988 were Revelation Records out of New York, and Nemesis in Long Beach. Like Donut Crew, the pair was regional in promoting their local music scene, much like Amphetamine Reptile in the Midwest and Sub Pop in Seattle embarked upon a couple of years earlier in 1986.

In response to the blooming 7” craze, in late 1988, Sub Pop seized the opportunity and started a singles of the month club.  Meanwhile, titles on Revelation Records were going out of print and becoming collectable as soon as they were released. Revelation had exemplified the art of making represses equally as collectable with slight variations to the cover and color vinyl pressings.

With Donut Crew, my main ambition was to give exposure to Denver bands while hoping to recoup my costs so I could release the next record. Fortunately, a couple of titles went into a second pressing, only delaying the inevitable. I always felt like a salesman banging and scratching at people’s virtual doors carrying around a vintage 45 box filled with vinyl. I would go to shows, malls, coffee houses, and any hangout spots punk kids gathered hoping to pawn off a couple of records. Shops like Wax Trax, Trade-A-Tape, and Albums On the Hill were always kind enough to take my releases and pay cash. On the other hand, dealing with distributors became one perpetual game of chasing down checks before they could bounce. Though most companies eventually made good on their word, a couple simply skipped out, conveniently lost paperwork, and seldom returned phone calls and/or letters. The primary reason Donut Crew folded was rooted in the losses incurred by distributors gone bankrupt-morally or financially.   

In the post-Donut Crew era of the early to mid 90s, the 7” record market was flooded, and many titles fell by the wayside, ending up in bargain bins for pennies on the dollar. I recall rescuing a couple of the titles I put out for less than what they cost me to make. It made me feel slightly sad to see them tucked amongst other once hopeful, but forgotten records. If anything, running the label was a testament and a snap shot of a moment during our youth.

Recollections and notes about each release:


DCR 001 V/A Colorado Krew 7” EP
500 copies (red, white, and blue covers) 

Track list:
Side A:
1. Acid Pigs-Survive
2. Keep In Mind-Multiple Choice Test
3. Stomp-River

Side B:
1. Atomic Dilemma-TV Addict
2. End of Story-Telling Me How to Die
3. Short Fuse-Sharp

DCR 001 Colorado Krew 7" EP. The blue cover. 
The original artwork for the insert.  
The original artwork for the insert. 
Notes: The front cover photograph was taken by and borrowed from Neal Wallace, my former high school art teacher. While I was preparing the front and back covers to bring to the local print shop, I realized I didn’t have a suitable front cover image. What was the solution to the problem? Easy, pay a visit my former high school and score artwork. I stopped by Mr. Wallace’s room and asked if he had any pictures laying around that I could use? (He acted somewhat surprised that I was attempting to do something productive after graduation.) He pulled out a photograph of downtown Denver, and perhaps out of desperation, it felt like the right image. The plan for the back cover was to invite all the bands on the record to meet on the steps of the Denver State Capitol Building for a group shot. End of Story endured a three-hour drive from Glenwood Springs to be included. One of their band members asked why we didn’t have a show since everyone had come down. Good fucking question!

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): R-11493  DCR-001-A  Piss Club (Side 2): R-11494  DCR-001-B  Bob Rob The Donut God

DCR 002 Acid Pigs/Short Fuse split 7” EP

500 copies (There were 70 or so variations of the Short Fuse cover featuring a passage from Lao Tzu’s Tao Te Ching.)  



Track list:

Acid Pigs side:
1. Salvation Or Sin
2. Crowley
3. Beer’s Gone
4. Bullshit King

Short Fuse Side:
1. Hidden Inside
2. Learn
3. Doubt


DCR 002 Acid Pigs/Short Fuse split 7" EP cover.  
Alternant cover for Short Fuse-the original artwork. Approx. 70 printed. 

Acid Pigs and Short Fuse insert. 

Notes: The Short Fuse cover was designed by Mark Putt, the guitarist of my former band Idiots Revenge. It was supposed to be our t-shirt design, but it never materialized. I thought it was a great drawing and had worried it would go to waste.



The Acid Pigs had recently kicked out “Jet” Bart so Arnold assumed vocal duties. All the tracks on the record were recorded by Arnold using his 4-track tape deck in the basement of his mom’s house. Beer’s Gone was actually a serious problem since members of both bands heavily consumed large quantities of the beverage. As for Short Fuse, the band was Arnold’s alter ego for writing tuneful melodic songs, songs that didn’t fit Acid Pigs’ gritty repertoire. Warren was the drumless drummer of Short Fuse who lucked out one evening by spotting a badly beaten set laying next to a dumpster. The two bands toured the East Coast in a VW Van and Ford Bronco in the summer of 1988. 

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): DCR-002-A  Bernie McCall Lives!  (Side 2): DCR-002-B  Never* buy* a Short Fuse   -  [drawing of Hardcorey] SORRY JET - REFER TO OTHER SIDE [drawing of Slammy]


DCR 003 Again!/Keep In Mind Split 7” EP

500 copies (There were slight variations of the Keep In Mind cover)



Again! side:

1. But You’re Not
2. Look Both Ways
3. Hiding

Keep In Mind side:
1. Not Sure
2. Dealing With Your Pride
3. Out Of Reach
4. What I Have Found

DCR 003 Again!/Keep In Mind split 7" EP cover
Alternant Keep In Mind covers. 
Original artwork for the Again! Lyric sheet insert. 
Original artwork for the Keep In Mind insert. 


Notes: Donut Crew aspired to be something along the lines of Dischord Records. With that in mind, Dave Clifford from Again! designed a Donut Crew logo to replicate Dischord’s. We considered it tongue-in-cheek at the time, but like many of our concepts, we were basically biting off of bands and people we respected. In retrospect, I felt like Donut Crew lacked originality design wise… and maybe the best input I had in developing an aesthetic for the label was my terrible ability to spell words correctly. I knew my spelling was a running joke with the bands I worked with. I think someone mentioned that each Donut Crew release came with a built in game of searching for misspelled words. I couldn’t disagree with the criticism; it was the truth. The permanent Donut Crew logo came by way of Chris Johnson. Chris was a sailor in the US Navy who had mail-ordered a couple of the releases. While he was out at sea, he made a handful of drawings and sent them to me with a letter stating that I could use what I wanted. In trade, I sent him a shirt and anything featuring his artwork.    

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): DCR-003-A Stand Up, Not Hard-Rich J (Side 2): DCR-003-B Boulder County Geek Core lives 1988 BxRx

DCR: 3.5/SER 001 Atomic Dilemma-Take This Kids 7” EP
500 Copies (350 in circulation and 150 where damaged)

Tracks:
Side 1:
1. Funny Weed
2. Rollercoaster Life
3. Help Him Up
4. Take This Kids

Side 2:
1. Scars
2. Romper Room Mosh
3. Intimidation Game

DCR 003.5/SER 001 Atomic Dilemma-Take This Kids 7" EP cover.
Atomic Dilemma insert.

Notes: This was more Rich’s project. He was publishing his fanzine, Skate Edge and wanted to release records. I agreed to pitch in financially to help Rich get his band’s record out. What really put Skate Edge on the map was releasing Brotherhood’s No Tolerance For Ignorance EP. Rich was always an independent spirit and had his own way of perceiving the world and making his art and music happen on his own terms. 


Matrix/Runout (Side 1) SER-001-A Ken belongs to the spanglorian society. Eat Pop Tarts and read Skate Edge. (Side 2): SER-001-B The most important things in life can't be bought - with exception to this record.


DCR 004 V/A Colorado Krew II-The Kids Will Have Their Donuts 7” EP
800 copies (First pressing: 500 copies, blue cover and black vinyl. Second pressing: 300 copies, black cover and red vinyl. There were 20 copies with a quickly made photocopied cover.)  

Side 1:
1. Again!-Seen Not Heard
2. Warlock Pinchers-Jolt Is…
3. Dead Silence-1/4 World

Side 2:
1. Keep In Mind-Overwhelmed
2. Expatriate-Sometimes Love Is…
3. Aberant-Scar Strangled Banner 
Colordao Krew II-The Kids Will Have Their Donuts 7" EP cover for first pressing.
Colordao Krew II-The Kids Will Have Their Donuts 7" EP cover for second pressing. Red vinyl.
Second pressing.

Colordao Krew II-The Kids Will Have Their Donuts 7" EP cover (aka the bad decision-20 made).
Original artwork for the insert.
Original artwork for the insert.


Notes: Some of the blue covers stated: “Root beer-colored vinyl.” It was a double meaning: color vinyl was all the rage, so we being cheeky about the craze. Secondly, the color of the vinyl was a translucent brown when held up to the light. In fact, it looked like a glass of root beer.

The story about the quickly made photocopied cover was the result of a delay with the real covers being printed. I needed to get the records in the bins at Wax Trax, so I put together something haphazard. In retrospect, it was an impulsive and shortsighted decision; I cringe each time I’m reminded of it.

The final cover for the EP is an image of kids storming the steps of the state capitol. It was a blatant rip off of Society System Decontrol’s The Kids Will Have Their Say 12” EP, but ours had a donut theme, so to say, a donut edge! By no means were we dissing SSD; we meant it more as a nod to their greatness. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?  

After finishing our front cover photo shoot, someone in the group spotted the then Colorado governor, Roy Romer, leaving the capitol and heading towards his car. I immediately thought we needed a picture with him. We eagerly charged in his direction, cutting him off before he reached his car door. Based on our excitement, Romer granted our request for a group shot. That WAS be the crowning image to grace the back cover.

The rationale for selecting the groups for this release was that I wanted to reach out and include a wider variety of bands and styles that represented the current punk scene. Dead Silence was overtly political; Expatriate had metal edge; Warlock Pinchers mixed rap, metal, and punk with Andy Warhol’s Pop Art sensibilities; Aberant misspelled aberrant and sounded punk as fuck. Finally, the Donut Crew franchise bands, Again! and Keep in Mind. I loved watching those two evolve into their own sound. 

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): DCR-004-A  BOB "BILL WILL LARRY BERRY" ROB IS STILL THE DONUT GOD!  (Side 2): DCR-004-B  IF YOU THINK READING RECORDS ARE FUN, TRY READING A BOOK SOMETIME --> BUDDY!     

DCR 005 Again!-Trainwreck 7” EP
700 copies (First pressing: 500 black vinyl and black cover. Second pressing: 200 copies, red cover and yellow vinyl.)  

Side 1:
1. Trainwreck

Side 2:
1. Wait the Turn
2. Watchful



DCR 005 Again!-Trainwreck 7" EP. Black cover first pressing.
DCR 005 Again!-Trainwreck 7" EP. Red cover second pressing.
Second pressing.

Notes: I had hoped Again! would be one of the bands to break out, perhaps breakaway and give Donut Crew a little recognition. They had a crossover sound that appealed to listeners beyond the punk community. The band’s brand of songs was easily digestible with Boulder’s college rock crowd. Had Dag Nasty desired an opener on their Field Day tour, Again! would have been the ideal match. Perhaps if Trainwreck had been released in another city and on a label with a farther reach, the band might have gained a little more mileage. The group’s lack of touring and the fact they were immersed in their studies didn’t help matters, either.   

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): DCR-005 BRADIN' FULL ON! Matrix/Runout (Side 2): DCR-005 I FUCKED UP ON THE BRIDGE: SO BUY US A VAN! -MEGGIT IS A SISSY-

DCR 006 Keep In Mind-Downstairs 7” EP
700 copies (First pressing: 500 copies, green cover and red vinyl. Second pressing: 200 copies, black cover and vinyl.)

Side 1:
1. So Stained
2. More

Side 2:
1. Out Of Convenience
2. Yours


DCR 006 Keep In Mind-Downstair 7" EP. Pressing pressing green cover and red vinyl. 
Second pressing.

DCR 006 Keep In Mind-Downstair 7" EP. Second pressing black cover and vinyl. 
Keep In Mind insert.
Notes: Musically, Keep In Mind clicked on this recording session. The group had smoothed out all of the rough edges from their previous attempts. The songs were solid, especially So Stained which remains one of my favorite tracks. High school graduation eventually brought an end to the group. I’ve always imagined what another year and a batch of new songs would have sounded like. At the band’s last show, opening for Fugazi, Keep In Mind threw out giant inflatable Gumbys to the audience and were returned back to the band stabbed. What else would you expect to happen at the Aztlan? 

Matrix/Runout (Side 1): DCR-006-A IS GUMBY THE INCREDIBLE HULK WHEN HE'S HAPPY ? - DOES IT MATTER P.S. BUY YOUR OWN VAN ! ← BLAST THING (JUS' JOKIN BROS) Matrix/Runout (Side 2): DCR-006-B → ONLY REAL MEN [FROM BENEATH THE SWAMP] PLAY RUGBY ← → POKEY, PRICKLE, AND GOO DEATH TO FALSE METAL / BLOCK HEADS ←

DCR 007/008 Colorado Krew III-Is This My Donut?
1500 copies (First pressing: 1000 Burgundy cover. Second pressing: 500 Black covers) 

Record 1 DCR 007
Side 1:
1. Keep In Mind-Yours
2. Dogbite-Verge of Nothing

Side 2:
1. Again!-Bradin Full On
2. Jux County-Pick Your Brain

Record 2 DCR 008
Side 1:
1. Fluid-Don’t Wanna Play
2. Hobbledehoy-Turn Back the Clock

Side 2:
1. Acid Pigs-White Lie
2. Warlock Pinchers-Confrontation Yeah! Yeah!


DCR 007/008 Colorado Krew III-Is This My Donut? This Is My Donut. First pressing 
DCR 007/008 Colorado Krew III-Is This My Donut? This Is My Donut. Second pressing.
Colorado Krew III insert. 

Notes: This was the release that broke the camel’s back. Going into it, I knew one of two things would happen: the label would continue or close up shop. By the time the record entered its second pressing, it looked like I might squeeze a couple more years out of Donut Crew. Then reality hit when a couple of my distributors went belly-up still owing me large sums of cash. Knowing the funds to keep the label afloat had vanished overnight was a surefire sign that I needed to move on and devote my energies elsewhere.  Between booking shows, playing in bands, putting records out, and transferring to a university, I was burned out.



I’m glad Donut Crew ended on this release. It represented the best cross section of Denver’s underground scene. The record brought together members of bands from the early 80’s hardcore scene with kids who were barely finishing high school. While the styles of music were a little uneven at times, it was the most honest documentation of Denver’s eclectic underground music scene coming into the 90s.



Matrix/Runout: DCR-007-A PLEASE BUY AGAIN A VAN SO THEY SHUT UP. WE TOOK A VOTE, MEGGIT IS NOT AN OFFICIAL SISSY Matrix/Runout: DCR-007-B 777 BUY RECORDS WITH THE NUMBER SEVEN 777 BUY KEEP IN MIND A GUMBY Matrix/Runout: DCR-008-A BOB ATE THE EIGHT AND KEITH WANTED HIS NAME ON A RECORD COS HE HAS THE HAREM THAT ARNIE TOOK [USED, BORROWED, ETC] Matrix/Runout: DCR-008-B SHE TOLD ME TO KISS HER SOMEPLACE DIRTY SO I TOOK HER TO THE BACK OF THE AZTLAN. REFER TO MISSING SIDE A OF THE MISSING EIGHT 8  

It should be noted that along with Rich Jacobs and Dave Clifford and their bands getting Donut Crew on its feet, other people who helped along the way were Keith “Meekster” Smith, who was my short-term financial partner, and Matt Keleher who had always been a reliable friend, helping in any and every capacity. Bern from Lost and Found Records in Germany helped get hundreds of Donut Crew releases into Europe. There were kids in Australia and Japan who brought Donut Crew to their part of the world.   

Odds and ends:

Donut Crew ad for MRR. 
Donut Crew catalog summer of 1989.  

In Maximum Rocknroll I had placed an ad as a gimmick to generate interest in the label. Send a stamp and get a donut seed. This required me going out and buying a box of Cheerios and tiny zip-lock bags. It didn’t occur to me at the time that when the “donut seeds” went through the automated machines at the post office they would be pulverized into a pile of Cheerios dust. 
Photograph with governor Roy Romer.
Original artwork for label. Designed by Dave Clifford.
Editing by Rory Eubank.